dot dot dot pwned
an extreme pwn.
two people have to declare it, one says “dot dot dot,” and then the next says, “pwned”
~monarch volleyball comes back from a 14-21 deficit to win it all~
mike: dot dot dot
jack: pwned
mike: jack, i heard jeremy was taking your sister to prom?
jack: what the f-ck?!?!?!
mike: dot dot dot
russell: pwned!!
~n00b shots mk2k in back~
n00b: hahhaha i k113d u !!!111!one!!won!!11!
~while n00b is typeing, mk2k proceeds to sneak up behind n00b and slit his thought~
n00b: 7yp3 ki113r typ3r killer, 7hi5 is g4y!!!!one!!11!
~n00b leaves game~
mk2k: dot dot dot
jester35: pwned
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