Dorkus Manorkus
a dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus’s. it is the last level of the dorkus name calling. dork, dorkus, dorkus manork, dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. to be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. compared to being called a b-ttnugget, this is far worse. if one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.
for an example of a dorkus manorkus see julia
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