Serial Spooner
an individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.
the only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:
1) removing all spoons from the surrounding area
2) subst-tuting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or
spatulas)
3) persistant name calling and abuse, as followed…
that ryan farrant is a serial spooner and must be stopped
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