Dostav


refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
a guy whose name sounds russian, looks indian, but is neither. he also gets a lot of chicks but doesn’t get laid. and for every one of those he is sure she is “the one”.
“maan, i’m in love. i think she’s the one.”
“dude, that’s the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. you’re such a dostav!”

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