DOTM
an abbreviation for “day of the month”, in reference to the time of the month when a woman has her period, often resulting in increased emotiveness (and often noticeable b-tchiness) towards those around her.
see also totm and pms.
john: hi mary!
mary: what is your d-mn problem?
john: but mary, i just said h-llo.
mary: sorry. dotm.
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