double crunch
a double crunch is when you suck d-ck on a beach and he has a sandy p-n-s but you’re no quitter
1. samantha : i was sucking his d-ck at the beach and it was too sandy.
chole : did you quit ?
samantha : i double crunched that d-ck , i ain’t no quitter
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