Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down
two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. as this occurs, both guys are taking a huge cr-p, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other’s b-tthole.
“hey, there is only one toilet, let’s just share this one.”
“alright, and maybe we can do some double dutch hand-me-down while we’re at it?”
“of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we’re done.”
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