double facepalm
stronger than “facepalm”. when you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. usually written between asterisks in online conversations.
– hey there, did you finally get that dvd i asked you for?
– oops… i forgot again, sorry! :d
– -double facepalm-
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similar to bullsh-t. used to describe any type of bullsh-t – or any conversation, for that matter – uttered by a person called doug, in relation to anything concerning… well, anything. “i’m getting all my wages this week dear”… “what complete dougsh-t”…
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