Double-Frontin’


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when a “dealer” that receives a small amount of weight on a front but is unable to move his/her weight in the amount of time necessary to positively influence his/her importance and influence in the game. to protect his/her rep from ridicule and shame, the “dealer” requests a second front to appear as if he/she has a lucrative career moving weight whilst neglecting their previous front and debt resulting from the “dealer’s” need to play gangster and ending in a fatal gunshot wound to the chest…..or methamphetamine addiction.
“you want another 30 pills? i just gave you 30 three days ago and i ain’t seen one f-ckin nickel of my money. where’s my mother f-ckin pills steve?”

“i have them all sold, but i’m just waitin on people to pay me. they are out of town right now and will be back next week. i just need to help out some friends between then. i’ll have your money back to you in an hour. i swear.”

“double-frontin’ son of a b-tch. we’re gonna have to ride together because i don’t have enough gas to get to fantasy land. go get my f-ckin money for the last 30 pills or i’m gonna sh-t in your mouth and shoot you in the chest.

….f-ckin steve.”

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