double parking
aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
this is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble
“sammy you double parking are we?”
“you got that right mate
occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. double parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
after my morning coffee, i was having a relaxing cr-p while reading the newpaper. then, bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat -ss down in the stall next to me. my morning was ruined as i suffered through the sounds and smells of his b.m.
where the p-n-s is inserted to the v-g-n- and the b-llsack is placed in the -n-l cavity
dude i was totally double parking this girl’s mom last night
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