double polaroid
male genital erection.
a slang phrase adopted by dave lister in an episode of british sci-fi comedy red dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid kryten who’s coming terms with his all-new human status.
‘no vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid.’
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