Double Shifting
the action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting both shift keys to type your response in caps.
when i found out the baby wasn’t mine. i had was double shifting my facebook status updates.
the act of giving a hand job to a man while driving a vehicle with a manual transmission.
suzy told her friends about doubleshifting jack last night on the way to thanksgiving dinner.
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