Double vaguebooking


a vague response to a friend’s vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

if uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.
john’s facebook status: “cannot believe that just happened”

mary’s comment on john’s facebook status: “i know, right? though i must say, what happened last may is even more surprising than this.”

john’s comment on mary’s comment on john’s facebook status: “maybe…but the may event didn’t involve you-know-who with the red pants.”

mary’s comment on john’s comment on mary’s comment on john’s facebook status: “haha, so true!”

michael’s comment on john’s facebook status: “wtf are you guys talking about?!”

just another case of double vaguebooking…

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