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• double parking

  aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand. this is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble “sammy you double parking are we?” “you got that right mate occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. double parking foists […]

• double titty tango

  when a guy is messing around with two chicks at the same time. man, sean was playing double t-tty tango with sarah and jenni, then they both found out and that sh-t was diddybop!

• double wammy smack down

  kicking some major b-tt. two people against one in a verbal fight, the two people win hense the double and smack down. abbey and sara won a double wammy smack down against john.

• Douchebag Boyfriend Rule

  for every respectable looking girl who seems to have cl-ss/not be a sl-t/or is a complete dumb-ss, there’s always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that’s what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, […]

• douchee

  the most insulting retort one can give. a combination of the fencing term “touchee” and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a v-g-n-l hygenic device. “i can’t believe you went to soha, -ss-sl-t.” ‘didn’t you go last night?’ “douchee.”

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