Douche Bag Mafia
a group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. total pr-cks that live to p-ss on all us normal folk. total c-ck smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
“excuse me mr. renter would you please bend over while i shove my mafia foot up your -ss!”
“let me see how can i f-ck a perfectly normal person up today? let me begin by sh-tting on someones coat!”
take every douche bag mafia b-st-rd and shove your foot up there -ss and wiggle your toes!
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