doucher
one who practices d-ch-baggery
doucher: see also ryan seacrest
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someone who has douche bag qualities
darren is such a doucher.
a person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
common doucher symptoms:
1. poor sentence structure/ hard to understand
2. uses vulgary language in public locations
3. often contradicts themselves
4. likes to harr-ss wildlife
5. walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
doucher: “im so baked man, can i have some of your slurpee?
civilian (to friend): “lets get away from these douchers!”
douchers: “check out these cat mats we stole”
civilians: “what are you going to do with them?”
douchers: “throw’ em in the lake”
noun- one who partic-p-tes in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
“you are such a doucher, you pr-ck.”
“i’m going to use my douche. i am a doucher.”
noun: someone or something that is a douche bag. may or may not also be a -sshole.
man, 90% of iphone owners are douchers
when calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won’t suffice. a doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
yeah, that guy’s a total doucher.
one who is a repet-tive douche or sc-mbag.
asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.
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