douche bag queen
1. one who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
“gee, you seem to know a lot about douching – when did you become the douche bag queen?” (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
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