douche duffel
the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn’t help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn’t own my -ss
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- doucheficial
a politician who is an official douche. “did you hear al gore is being accused of unwanted s-xual contact?” “yeah, that guy is a doucheficial.”
- douchemare
noun: 1. a frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery. 2. a terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved. did you see criss angel’s mindfreak. g-d that was terrible. i had douchemares for a week. hey you want to go to sound factory to see louie devito? […]
- Douchemongery
quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or p-ck-r slap them. essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery. the man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery
- Doucheness
the art of being a major douchebag. the doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you. adj. capacity of being a douche i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies. the douche patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. we see all […]
- douchenizzle
the ebonic form of saying douchebag. just as bad as douchebag….but with a izzle added. see that guy? he thinks hes hip hop…but what he really is is a douchenizzle.