Douchemongery
quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or p-ck-r slap them. essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.
the man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery
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