Doucheness


the art of being a major douchebag.
the doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
adj. capacity of being a douche
i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

the douche patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. we see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
john doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

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    the ebonic form of saying douchebag. just as bad as douchebag….but with a izzle added. see that guy? he thinks hes hip hop…but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

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    a weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. it makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “sketch, b-lls, q’doba.” the primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action […]

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    1. (n)-any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory t-tle of “douche bag.” these can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a dw survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. usually marked by too much hair gel, sungl-sses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts. 2. (n)-anyone […]

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    noun: useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster. johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? it’s 90 degrees out.. rick: he’s douche wrapped.

  • doukendoucher

    douken steming from its route word hadouken. its a sudden blast or burst of doucheness that is so random it makes people want to punch themselves in the face and murder others around because it’s so d-mn annoying. yosh: hey does your tv get hd channels? chad: of course it does! my tv is way […]


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