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  some one who act similar to or exactly like a douche. carren was very douche-like last night with all her camping equipment.

• douche nazi

  a person who insist that their v-g-n- must be clean, by any extant. austin being the total douche n-z-, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his v-g-n- out before we could go out to eat. 1 more definition add your own a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and -ssholic, like a n-z-, […]

• doucheportunist

  those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. or rather the douche-bag opportunist that guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the m-sses swoon was a doucheportunist.

• douchetopia

  this egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, b–bs, -ss, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of “i’m better than you” road signs. the signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. beware of douchetop it’s a path of greatly inflated self-worth […]

• douzane

  moroccan word for “the whole stuff”, often describes p-n-s+bowls. is used in very small and remote places in europe and maghreb “chlah el bantalon wa harrek al douzane” get your throusers off and shake your douzane

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