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Douche McGoo

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• douchepaper

  vis a vis “flypaper”. a bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as “douches”. douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering. “gawd, spike hill is total douchepaper!”

• Douchey Le'Corner

  referring to the grand douche in the corner of the room. “douchey le’corner over there wont buy more breakfast pastries.”

• Douche Yacht

  term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when “douche canoe” or “douche rocketry” does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness). congrats, wayne. you are now officially a douche yacht. shooting someone with your douche. kevin “yo, last night devra shot me with her douche after i told her she stank.” jordan “daammn yo, you […]

• Douchinator

  a individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, douches maximus, or douchesaurus rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics. (ala terminator).. douchinator scanning…..scanning….garden-variety douche identified…..targeting

• do wizzle?

  the act of not quite knowing what is going on; used to express extreme cases of doubt or confusion. also used as a response to someone asking a favor that you are sure you will not fulfill, similar to the response of “are you serious?!”. appears several times in the bible (towards the back) and […]

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