Douchinator


a individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, douches maximus, or douchesaurus rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. douchinator scanning…..scanning….garden-variety douche identified…..targeting

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