Douche Pocket
it is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, p-ssing, or “fast” lane.
it can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.
holy cr-p … look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin’ douche pocket.
douchepocket (noun) a person that is the container of all that is douche. a person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. full of douche like a womb. a negative term used to describe a person that is a complete idiot,pr-ck,moron or -sshole.
i carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn’t even say thanks or give me a tip.
toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the ch-r-s for someone else to do.
he seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book
he was such a douche pocket, i just couldn’t help but laugh.
1. a pocket located within one’s douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. a 64 year-old portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
ex: “you must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed r-t-rds.”
ex: “look at that old woman violating a pineapple. what a douche pocket!”
next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.
at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she’s totally a douche pocket
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