Douche Strap
a chin strap, but douchier.
justin timberlake and andy samberg are totally rockin’ the douche strap in that “motherlover” video.
a thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. can also be worn with a thin moustache. essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
douchebag: “hey bro, check it out! i just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my affliction shirt perfectly.”
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