Douche Unit


a douche unit is any person or thing, who’s apparent -ssigned task in life, is to be a douche. they may perform very well or very badly at this, but the important thing, is that they are a douche most or all of the time, on a regular basis. they may wake up in the morning, and begin douching, as in, blowing nonsense bullsh-t everywhere, and then sucking sh-t afterwards. this process is repeated until they are killed, or locked in a soundproof room, or are distracted and find douchination elsewhere.
“mike is a solid douche unit, it’s really apparent he is only here to be a slimef-ck”

“i tried to get to work on time today but a douche unit kept trying to pull over in the middle of the road to look at bullsh-t”

“your order would be ready today, except a douche unit was involved in inventory control and sh-t went down, and up again”
1. a group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.

2. an individual who by themselves would be what is called a super douche.
my boyfriend and his friends are a total douche unit when they hang out.

omg, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total douche unit!

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