douchebag central
the king of douchebags, plain and simple.
“so, what did you think of my ex-boyfriend?”
“oh, jason? ugh, douchebag central. you can do much better than him!” :]
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when you see a guy who looks like a major douche out in public. the “head” of all douches.
-major douche walks by-
guy1: hey, check out douche bag central over there
guy2: lol@ dbag
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