Douchebag March
synonym to mustache march. the month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. february 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and march 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your ‘stache.
teacher 1: “what is wrong with all these kids? they look like freaks.”
teacher 2: “its douchebag march! what’d you expect?”
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- Douchebang
noun or verb, to refer to a messed up situation or person in low regard. “that game is a huge douchebang.” “what a douchebang!”
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