douchebragg
a friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.
person 1: caitlin can’t come out as she is busy this evening…
person 2: doing what?
person 1: oh breathing i think.
person 2: what a douchebragg!
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