douchebag parade
a group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?
does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
and check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
they’re all friends with one another?
yup… that’s a total douchebag parade.
a group of manages and/or executives walking together.
when the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.
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