Douchebags Apprentice
a douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. one that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
joe: that justin, although still a pud-whack, is getting pretty douchey.
carl: yeah i hear he’s a douchebags apprentice. he’s been hanging with a real douchebag lately, so it’s bound to rub off.
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