Doucheboat
a male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.
bradley cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in wedding crashers, he’s just not that into you, and the hangover, but when it comes to tv, josh hopkins’ work on cougar town and brothers & sisters is the gold standard.
a hot douchebag.
john is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag…better yet hes a doucheboat.
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