douchemag
when a publication, particularly a periodical, “jumps the shark” and publishes articles showing a trend towards radicalization of their editorial concept, in an attempt to shock readers and sell magazines, but instead creating a backlash that gets those involved with publishing said magazine called douchebags and worse. when a publication becomes a douchemag it ceases to be relevant in the popular culture.
rolling stoned publishing the boston bomber tsarneyev on the cover made them a douchemag.
recoil magazine publishing the comment that comment about civilians not needing a certain gun sure made them a douchemag, and it almost ended the magazine.
someone who constantly draws in completely douche individuals despite trying not to. whether it be sh-tty boyfriends, unreliable friends, or ocd co-workers, a douchemag seems to be the powerhouse magnet who brings them all of them into their lives.
“miranda must be a complete and total douchemag! her newest boyfriend stole her checkbook to pay a hooker!”
“i’m pretty convinced i’m a douchemag because i can’t count on any of my lame -ss friends.”
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