douchebooking
the act of describing, in embarr-ssing detail, your personal drama on the walls of facebook – much to the discomfort of all your “friends.”
posting things on your wall such as “omg! how could you douchebook on me?” or “you’re a big sl-t and i never want to see you again! welcome to being douchebooked” or “he’s such an -sshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or how could you cheat on me with that wh-r-. i’m so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry–ss, vague, attention demanding thing like i’m so depressed. this is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. attention wh-r-s tend to douchebook a lot.
the act of making major drama on facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.
omg i am so douchebooking. how could he/she do this i have to admit i’m douchebooking he sucks and now i’m douchebooking wtf o.k, i’m douchebooking! my heart is broken and i cant control the fact that i’m douchebooking but i loved him/her so i’m douchebooking
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