douchedick
plural: douched-cks
verb: douched-cking
past tense: douched-cked
1. the act of using your p-n-s to clean out the v-g-n- of a woman
2. a contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word “bro” a lot. typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. now he was going to have to douched-ck the girl to get rid of bob’s s-m-n.
sarah had not washed her v-g-n- in three months, meaning billy was douched-cking her the whole time.
2. my boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with “bro”. my boss is such a douched-ck.
edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. they railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. they also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. edward and his friends are douched-cks.
a person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a d-ck.
hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche d-ck.
a male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. also a guy who blocks your c-ck so he can try only to fail in the end.
hot girl “hey adam i love your shirt”
adam “thanks, can i get your number”
douched-ck “i taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead”
adam “f-ckin douched-ck”
1. a male who is so confused with his own s-xuality, he washes his p-n-s with a small plastic water bottle.
2. a combination of a douchebag and a d-ckweed.
1. “man that f-g was so drunk! what a douched-ck!”
2. “after seeing the way he drives, i have determined he is a complete douched-ck.”
a combination of someone who is a total d-ck and a bit of a douche bag
that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche d-ck.
a person so mean and rude you can’t just call them a “d-ch-” or “d-ck”
you: that guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
friend: what a douche-d-ck.
a type of person that isn’t only a douche or a d-ck… he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a ‘douched-ck!’
don’t be a douched-ck!!
nancy’s such a douched-ck… she locked me out!!!
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