DoucheFest 2004
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douchefest 2004:
seven countries, twelve contestants, thirty varieties of artificial and tropical v-g-n-l yeasts and fungus.
ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all–with a single douche.
— commonly confused with deutschfest.
clark: “yo man, did you see the last episode of douchefest 2004?”
bernard: “nah.”
clark: “chloe shoved nails in amanda’s douche, and amanda suffered v-g-n-l hemmoraghes! it was so funny, chloe was awarded twenty douchepoints!”
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