douchegasm
to excrete v-g-n-l fluid out of the -n-s, usually after saying something witty and “douchey”. there are many variations of this.
math teacher: “as you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! or is it!? muahahahaha!”
student: “wow, i think he just had a douchegasm.”
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