douchehassan
the nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies “yeah, well.. i douched your mom”
in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.
the doucheh-ssan just insulted himself.
normal person: “yo dude you’re so r-t-rded”
doucheh-ssan: “i douched your mom”
normal person: “wtf..?”
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