douchehawk
a common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious att-tude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. douchehawks can be seen at republican youth rallies, frat parties, and rascal flatts concerts.
“well then, that’s a finely crafted douchehawk you’ve got there, frosted tips and everything! it complements the popped collar on you pink polo shirt! you’ve really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!”
“yo, thankz, brah. i’m working on my flavor-saver next!”
the greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like “growing up gotti”, as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from jersey…also pr-ne to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn’t quite look “natural”, more like orange. sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut
“bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street”
“yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin…hurts my eyes”
a rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn’t realize he’s not a rebel, aka punk.
barber: so what will it be?
douche bag: let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
barber: douche hawk it is!
a douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.
did you see the guy with the douchehawk?
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