douchejockey
a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for “slinging douche” like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
“hey bro, i am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours” : d-mn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?
1. famous djs who are djs because they are famous. have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. people who use their money, fame or influence to f-ck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. “paris hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and i agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!”
2. “i wish those douche jockeys in vip would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he’s not playing flo-rida.”
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