Doucheology
the study of being a douche bag.
man 1: hey d-ckhead, i finally got my degree in doucheology.
man 2: so now you’re a doucheologist?
man 1: correct-o! -pops collar up-
man 2: wow, you’re great at it too!
Read Also:
- doucheometer
one’s level of douchiness… measured on a scale using the unit a-hole/sec… highest ever measured was 1 a-hole/sec brian: “ha ha, i’m being so funny right now” mike: “no your not, you’re like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now”
- Dec Sitch
pr-nounced (deece sitch) a hybrid term of both decent and situation. used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circ-mstances are playing out. “he got us both tickets to the concert and then we’re gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks.” “ah, that’s a dec sitch!”
- Killa Juice
an alcoholic beverage made from vodka, mountain dew, and any flavor of kool-aid packet. mix well, and will f-ck you up quick. will definitely lead to nudity, s-xual intercourse, and sleeping in odd places. jihad poured up 8 liters of killa juice last night, and the whole party ended up turning into a m-ssive drunken […]
- Spamta Claus
when you get a lot of christmas related spam mail from unknown sources. joe: hey, so whats on your wishlist this christmas nick? nick: i just wish spamta claus dint show up.
- Spark Out
the term basically means to knock someone out, derives from bang out. can be used as a verb ‘to spark out’ or ‘sparked out’ i’m gonna spark you out! mess with me and ima spark you right out mate! you’re getting sparked out pal. you got knocked spark out!