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  a misfortune made famous on sat-rday night live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th century. in the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet. “we are all about business and are serious about your investments at […]

• douche master flex

  a man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the t-tle of being a master flex in their talents. you my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

• Douche Tube

  same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say. my boss is such a douche tube. a more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. see douche nozzle wow you are a dipsh-t, you f-cking douche tube!

• Douchey Doucherton

  this t-tle is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. these individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, ed hardy, sungl-ss wearing antics of a general douchebags. for these select few douchedom has become an art. he slept with your sister while you were in the other room? […]

• Douchocalyps

  when a large group of douches(refer to douch def.) are partic-p-ting in many douchy activities. a group of people named chad, cruising in a tricked out civic trying to figure out where new zealand is on a map. it’s a douchocalyps!

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