doucheloaf
1. someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. a pastry that tastes horrible.
3. military dfac food
4. a collection of van damme movies
see also celine dion
“that doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother’s nipples!”
“this is the worst f-cking doucheloaf i’ve ever tasted!”
“what kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?”
more than just a slice of douche.
person 1: man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
person 2: yeah, he’s more than just a slice of douche.
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