Doucheness
the art of being a major douchebag.
the doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
adj. capacity of being a douche
i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.
the douche patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. we see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
john doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
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