douchenometry
a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and douche-ssery.
douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite cl-ss prior to working at any ed hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebaga + douchebagb = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. the shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
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