douchetexter
some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.
behaviours can include: waiting days or weeks before responding. texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. creating bad acronyms and being an -sshat when someone doesn’t get it. inviting people to parties that don’t exist or are a sausage fest. inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
joe’s phone rings during an important business
joe: pardon me, lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew i was in a meeting right now.
vp of sales: no it’s ok, i think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.
vp of sales leaves in a hurry.
lynette’s text: u r in a meeting now, huh? do u still have the thundercats as ur ringtone?
joe’s text: yes 🙁
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