douchevag
the epitomy of a douchebag. a man who is overly dramatic and catty like a female. someone so douche-like they are also part v-g-n-.
“mike is such a douchevag. sometimes i wonder whose v-g-n- is larger, his or his mom’s”
a female douchebag, also a boy who’s acting like a b-tch.
angela: you’re a douchevag. i hate you.
alex: thanks.
the female equivalent of a douchebag. typically reserved for a lesbian who is much too into herself and her ‘gifts’.
jozie: “i can get any b-tch in this bar, man, just watch me. they all want some of this!”
kat: “why do all my girl friends have to be such douchevages?”
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