down payment
when you really need to p–p, but you’re in the middle of doing something. instead, you rush to the toilet to make a down payment, which means taking part of your p–p and quickly returning to the activity that is occupying you. usually, making a down payment implies that you will return to the toilet and make the rest of your “payment” later, but it doesn’t have to.
keith: ben, i’ve got to take a dump.
ben: but we’re in the middle of a game of pool!
keith: don’t worry, i’ll make a down payment. won’t even take a minute.
ben: -sigh- okay.
a partial payment made at the time of purchase, with the balance to be paid later.
i pay ten percent as a down payment, and i’m paying the rest off in monthly payments.
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