DP Dough
a food delivery place that makes the most freaking delicious calzones ever. is used often by college kids late at night, both stoned and nonstoned.
college guy 1: man, it’s 3 am, that judd apatow marathon went longer than i thought it would, i’m starved
college guy 2: let’s get dp dough
college guy 1: yeah, but i don’t want any marinara sauce
college guy 2: are you high?
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