dreamember
{dree-mem-ber}
v.
while in a dream, comfortably remembering something as having happened at an earlier point in your life, possibly many times, only to realize upon waking up that this dream was actually the first time you ever thought of it.
“i thought i was having that recurring dream where i hooked up with my ex-girlfriend rhonda again, but when i woke up i realized i never dated a rhonda or even dreamt about her before! i just dreamembered the whole thing!”
“i dreamembered the secret room at the top of the stairs from my childhood, and wondered why i hadn’t gone in there for so many years.”
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